“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage…Mr. Lance Bass-et!”
ARROO, good morning music fans, my name is Lance Basset; and you guessed it, I’m the lead singer of my own band! I’m a 6 year old pop star looking to make my big debut here in SoCal. I enjoy singing and showing off my heartthrob good looks on stage! If you are looking to be serenaded by a handsome basset pop star who dotes on his fans, then I am your guy!
I need an agent that will help me hit the gym and get into shape before our next road show! Being a pop star isn’t easy and sometimes road food isn’t the best so I may have a few pounds to lose but I know my new owner-agent will help me shape up. In return for a little bit of personal training, I promise to give you lots of affection and enthusiastic tail wags!
Are you looking for a handsome young man to sing and snuggle you to sleep? Well I’m your man! Hurry, run don’t walk over to the BHRSC website and fill out an application.
Lance Basset is neutered, microchipped and up-to-date on vaccines. His adoption fee is $350.